Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
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I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
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Douglas Adams quotes | |
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.
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Will Rogers quotes | |
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A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
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Samuel Goldwyn quotes | |
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The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you.
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Charles Dickens quotes | | Related: Business quotes |
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Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night.
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Woody Allen quotes | | Related: Celebrity quotes, Love quotes, Sex quotes |
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men; the other 999 follow women.
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Groucho Marx quotes | | Related: Celebrity quotes, Leadership quotes |
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There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
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Steve Martin quotes | | Related: Wedding/Marriage quotes |
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Groucho Marx quotes | | Related: Celebrity quotes, Wedding/Marriage quotes |
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In married life three is company and two none.
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Oscar Wilde quotes | | Related: Wedding/Marriage quotes |
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Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
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Erma Bombeck quotes | | Related: Graduation quotes |
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
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Robert Orben quotes | | Related: Education quotes, Graduation quotes |
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People will frighten you about a graduation... They use words you don't hear often: 'And we wish you Godspeed.' It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.
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Bill Cosby quotes | | Related: Celebrity quotes, Graduation quotes |
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A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.
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Henry Ford quotes | | Related: Short quotes |
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Any color - so long as it's black.
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Henry Ford quotes | |
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
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Oscar Wilde quotes | | Related: Work quotes |
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How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.
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Oscar Wilde quotes | | Related: Wedding/Marriage quotes |
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Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
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Oscar Wilde quotes | | Related: American quotes |
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An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him.
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Oscar Wilde quotes | | Related: Friend quotes |
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By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
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Oscar Wilde quotes | | Related: Education quotes |
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Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.
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Oscar Wilde quotes | |
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The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.
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Oscar Wilde quotes | |
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All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there.
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Paris Hilton quotes | | Related: Celebrity quotes |
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I don't really think, I just walk.
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Paris Hilton quotes | | Related: Celebrity quotes |
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This is Earth. Isn't it hot?
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Paris Hilton quotes | | Related: Celebrity quotes |
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When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee!
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Paris Hilton quotes | | Related: Celebrity quotes |
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It's not true I had nothing on, I had the radio on.
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Marilyn Monroe quotes | |
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I've been on a calendar, but never on time.
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Marilyn Monroe quotes | |
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but rather, 'That's funny...'
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Isaac Asimov quotes | | Related: Learning quotes, Opportunity quotes |
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Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.
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Peter Drucker quotes | | Related: Business quotes, Leadership quotes, Work quotes |
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The computer is a moron.
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